Browsing All posts tagged under »smug«

…because you’re David Suzuki

May 19, 2009

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  Recently I posted about Canadians. It had to do with their smugness. The rude way they parade their politeness. Their smugness. Their spineless inability to refuse even the most ludicrous politically correct demand. I think I may have also mentioned their smugness. Anyway, it seemed only fair that the next post should attack the […]

…because you’re Canadian

May 17, 2009

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Canadians are polite. Did I say “polite”? I meant very polite. Extremely polite. We’re so polite that it’s the first thing we tell people. You know how certain species of monkeys greet you by shoving their asses in your face? Same thing. Except sometimes the monkeys also offer a banana. Canadians just offer a veiled […]