
At the end of “When Pookas attack,” I intended to link to an article I did back in 1997 called “Chicken art and Canadian unity” — a review on Rob Thompson’s art performance piece in which he protested treatment of commercially-bred chickens by putting two people in a cage for a week.
But then I discovered that I had never posted it here.
I don’t know how I could have been so remiss. It’s actually one of my favourites. But I’ve searched and searched, and as far as I can see, it is nowhere to be found on I Don’t Give a Damn.
So I’m posting it now.
While the basics of Thompson’s performance art are made fairly clear in the text, there are a few referencesthat non-Canadian readers may not understand.
Stornoway: In Canadian federal elections, we don’t actually elect the prime minister, we elect the party, the leader of which becomes the prime minister and moves into 24 Sussex Drive in Ottawa. The party that comes in second is declared the official Opposition, and its leader moves into 541 Acacia Avenue — a house better known as Stornoway. When Preston Manning became Leader of the Opposition in 1997, he originally declared he would sell Stornoway or turn it into a Bingo hall to help pay off the national debt.
Of course, he did neither.
Talking to the homeless: Around the same period, the prime minister, Jean Chretien, told a gathering of high school students that he often conversed with a homeless man near 24 Sussex Drive. When reporters failed to find the man, and began asking questions about how he could talk to anyone with the security detail that constantly surrounded him, Chretien was forced to admit that the story wasn’t true.
Parizeau and Bouchard: These were a couple of Quebec politicians from the time. Their outrageous and often incoherent statements are sadly missed.
I think everything else is self-explanatory. I hope you enjoy this piece as much as I enjoyed writing it.
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Chicken art and Canadian politics
Considering the spate of controversy surrounding Rob Thompson’s recent performance-art in Ottawa, a naive observer could be forgiven the impression that caging two people for a week is somehow “strange” or “peculiar.”
Of course, nothing could be further from the truth.
Despite those critics who doubt the validity of Thompson’s art, he is in fact following a long tradition of avant-garde aesthetes, not the least of whom was the late, great Rudolf Schwarzkogler who amputated various portions of his body until he ran out of material and died.
Leaving aside philosophical concerns regarding performance-art — such as whether it should be considered “late-modern” or “postmodern” (particularly in view of Ihab Hassan’s carefully reasoned 1980 article, “The Question of Postmodernism,” in which he concludes that he really isn’t sure) — there is still the matter of its remarkable allure and powerful effect.
Indeed, if Thompson’s recent piece is to be condemned for anything, it should be condemned, not for being too radical, but for being too mainstream. Performance-art has become such a common method of propagating an idea that, regardless of its proper dialectic position within modernity, it should at least lose its status as a “subordinate” or “alternative” art form.
And Canada has contributed more than its share of talent to the field. Few would argue that the most successful Canadian performance-artists in recent years are Parizeau and Bouchard who combine the comedic talents of Laurel and Hardy with the political sophistication of Abbot and Costello. But many others, albeit less spectacularly, have displayed their own form of artistic genius.
Consider, for instance, the recent meditation on public vs. private housing. No debate could have raised awareness in quite the same fashion as Preston Manning’s performance piece entitled “Stornoway.” And art critics will long remember Jean Chretien’s innovative 1996 piece, “I Talk to the Homeless,” which so poignantly highlighted the distressing, and mostly ignored, tragedy of mental illness brought on by serving too long in an elected office.
It is precisely this ability to drive home important messages without benefit of rational thought that makes performance-art so valuable. Rob Thompson could hardly have chosen a more suitable method to highlight the living conditions of commercially bred chickens than by paying two people $5000 each to sit in a cage for a week.
Having conceded the validity of his project, however, we are not then compelled to overlook its few, but glaring, weaknesses.
In the first place, his indexical symbology would have been more accurate had he placed two women in the cage rather than a man and a woman, since hens, by and large, tend to be female. By mixing his gender-related imagery, he not only compromises the overall integrity of his work, but also destroys the otherwise natural connotations that could have been developed vis a vis the broader canvas of women’s issues.
Nor should he have allowed Eric Wolf and Pam Meldrum (the “chickens”) to speak. A more demanding artistic standard would have restricted their articulation to clucks — although an argument could have been made for Eric Wolf, as the rooster, to occasionally crow.
Still, despite these, and other lapses in the execution of his work, Thompson’s piece succeeded in its overall effect. Not only did it create a visually disturbing image concerning the main issue of fowl-slavery, but when we remember that over 80 people applied for the position of “chicken,” it also vividly carried a strong subtextual message concerning the effects of mass unemployment.
Other good news is that Thompson may have inspired an artistic response. According to recent reports, an unidentified commercial chicken farmer living in the Niagara Peninsula is thinking of producing his own performance piece dramatizing the plight of free-range chickens. In this work, up to twenty people will spend their nights perched on wooden rods. During the day, of course, they will strut around a dirt yard eating food from the ground with their mouths.
Works like these will assure Canada of its proper place in the artistic pecking order.
Count Sneaky
March 5, 2012
Ah, Frankly, you have indexed my symbology with this post-modern Steampunk critique of Canadian agitprop. Now, being more dialectic than the average art lover and more humane than the next chicken consumer I think that this will enhance, not the interest in foul fowl pre-execution confinement, but the artistic reputation of Mr.Thompson. Now far be it from me(very far) to doubt the validity of Thompson”s chicken creds (See Hockenheimerish, “Vas Es Los?”, Art Flugen, pg.43) but I think the piece would have been more effective if he had instead, of a couple of paid humans…used 50 real chickens. Yes, this puts Canada in its rightful place in the Cordon Blue scheme of things (as indicated by Shinglehammer in “Fowl Favorites” 1958, Gerflunkengarmich
Press. Berlin.) Frankly my dear, you amaze me. My best,
Frank Lee MeiDere
March 5, 2012
You know, what you say is actually quite true — I mean that middle part there about the chickens. It really would have been far more effective if Thompson had simply re-created a real commercial chicken stall complete with chickens. It would have got his point across much more directly, and saved him a lot of money. I wonder why he…
Oh. Right. Funding. No way he could have soaked the government for thousands of dollars just for a few chickens.
Count Sneaky
March 5, 2012
True. I wasn’t kidding about showing the real conditions that these chickens are kept in as opposed to “free range” chickens. We have a large chicken processing plant in our city and one gets used of seeing trucks containing hundreds of chickens in pens just big enough for them to sit in for their final ride in heat or freezing cold,..But no, you can’t really get used to such unrelenting cruelty to animals. Not really….So, we eat them and try to reconcile our needs to feed ourselves. After all, we say, in this world Life feeds on Life. True enough, except we sit on the apex of the food triangle and no one feeds on us. Our only options are to become a vegetarian, or to use humor to ease our collective discomfort with such a cruel, brutal, and inhumane system as the one imposed on us. Such thinking precludes getting funding from the government
or The American Chicken Producers Association or God. My best
Linda Medrano
March 5, 2012
Some of what you write is too intellectual for me. Still, you made me laugh. (I misread the Niagara Peninsula to be the “Nigerian” Peninsula and that for some reason made me snort with laughter. Sorry Frank but the best performance artist around is Lady Gaga. Your goofy Canadian politicos don’t hold a candle to her.
Frank Lee MeiDere
March 5, 2012
Don’t kid yourself. That “intellectual” stuff was all pseudo. (And the “Nigerian Peninsula” actually comes close to what some people call Niagara Falls.) As for Lady Gaga — I just think of her as Madonna writ large. I was sitting in a cafe last summer when the radio played Madonna’s “Express Yourself.” While I was thinking about how long it had been since I’d heard it, I realized she was singing, “I was born this way,” which, from entertainment news, I knew was Lady Gaga’s big hit. After some Googling, I discovered that there was quite a bit of controversy about her plagiarising Madonna. I have to agree.
I think I’d give the title of “Best Performance Artist” to Steven Colbert.
Ziva
March 5, 2012
This is absolutely fascinating, and yet, all I can think about is that for $5000, I would definitely sit in a cage for a week.
Frank Lee MeiDere
March 5, 2012
Only a week? Id’ sit in a cage for a month at this wage and still be coming out ahead.
Linda Medrano
March 5, 2012
Frank, you were probably made for me. I could tell you why Lady Gaga is so much better than Madonna and you could tell me why she isn’t.
Frank Lee MeiDere
March 6, 2012
Not sure who’s better, I just know which one did the once-shaped bras, outrageous dress, and “Express Yourself” song first.
Count Sneaky
March 6, 2012
Forgive me Frank, but what are once- shaped bras? I think you meant cone-shaped bras…but I don’t want to put words in your mouth. My best.
Frank Lee MeiDere
March 6, 2012
I put that there to see if you were paying attention.
Count Sneaky
March 7, 2012
LOL. My best.
Leeuna Foster
March 6, 2012
Many of us sit in little cages called cubicles so we can afford to buy the chickens that sit in cages. Now that is “performance art” at its finest. Or “irony” perhaps?
And yeah, Lady Gaga and Madonna.
Frank Lee MeiDere
March 6, 2012
And we get paid a hell of a lot less than Eric and Pam did, too. (I bet the first thing they did was go out for a bucket of chicken. Now that would be irony.)
MikeWJ
March 8, 2012
Damn, this is brilliant. And like Ziva, I’d happily sit in a cage for a week for $5,000. I’ve done it for much less, to be honest.
Eric A. Wolf
April 11, 2012
Hey, all I know is that “Art” requires “staying power”, and here we are still talking about it almost 15 years later. So it MUST be legitimate. [smirk] Actually, all I really know is that it was fun…. at least for ME. Can’t tell ya where the money ended up, but the memories (and emotional scars) will last me a life-time…!
Frank Lee MeiDere
April 11, 2012
Eric! I can’t tell you how happy I am that you stumbled upon this. But how depressing to think that it’s actually been 15 years. Are you sure about that? Isn’t it more like two or three? Five on the outside?
I can imagine that it must have been an amazing and unique experience. If I’d had the opportunity I’d have jumped at the chance. But I have to ask — did you ever use it on a resume? And if so, how?
Thanks again for dropping by.
Eric A. Wolf
April 13, 2012
Thank you. Look me up on Fa(r)ceBook– that’s the only “fame” I can crow about these days. Occasionally, it feels closer to a lifetime ago, not just 15 years. It WAS a unique experience that will likely never be topped by me. At first, it just felt like a “stunt” to me, or at most something that looked interesting to participate in. But as that week went on, it started to take on various degrees of meaning to the daily influx of visitors and looky-loos. Unfortunately, the “movie” that was to be spawned from all of it never materialized.
And, no, I’ve never managed to find a clever way to work it into a resume. But it does pop-up in conversations once in a while, in particular circumstances. For example, a few years ago some neighbors and I were stuck in an elevator for almost 9 hours. We had bags of groceries and cell phones. After a few hours, I remarked, “Compared to what I went through once, THIS is a cake walk.”. Questions followed, and we talked about it. People invariably end up being fascinated by something so bizarre.
Some friends made me a scrap book of the ordeal, including all the newspaper clippings they could find from the various cities that reported on it. Haven’t looked at it in a decade. I can’t say for sure that I’d do it all again today. I can’t even say that I’d even do it the first time if it was happening in 2012 instead of 1997. Probably because I’M not as strange as I used to be either. My life’s oddness peaked in a mock chicken cage in Ottawa. No, I said “peaked”, not “beaked”. That’s the ONE thing that’s never been in short supply over the past 15 years… really bad chicken puns! Cheers!
Count Sneaky
April 13, 2012
Good show, Eric! You didn’t lay an egg…you made art.