Originally, I was simply going to post reasons why I probably don’t like you: because you’re male, because you’re female, because you’re happy and well-adjusted and you just make me sick. Things like that.
Unfortunately, I’m finding this format a bit too regimented. It takes too much thought and effort to frame a post in exactly this particular structure.
So I’m not going to do that any more. At least, not all the time. I still probably don’t like you. And I’ll still explain why — at least sometimes. Just not all the time. Sometimes I’ll just bitch. God knows, there’s enough to bitch about.